Saturday, April 10, 2010

such a hassle

Joseph Makjfdnv and Ly are not what you consider close or best friends.
They don't have friendship bracelets.
They never got matching tattoos.
They don't like to coordinate outfits.
They've only hung out with each other approximately 8.6 times.
They only like similar sandwiches (kind of, Josie doesn't have the same affection for chicken, tuna, and egg salad as Ly does).
The things they share in common however is their love for alcohol and sense of humor.
It's because of alcohol and their sense of humor that lead them to this blog.
A hungover Joseph, miserable in class suggests to Ly (for once not hungover) over Facebook chat that they should start a blog and that they will "make millions."
Ly doesn't understand how they will be rich nor does she even formally agree on writing in this blog, but here we are.





Shes right. barely even friends. but maybe that's what our blog should be about, two people kinda close but not super close competing for the attention of our readers. or rather than competing, we could be two opposite people sharing their own opinions on subjects, we like variety.
friendship bracelets are a waste of money
any tattoo she would get would not look right on me
if we matched outfits, that would make us cross dressers
8.6 times is pushing it, maybe not even that many times
i do like fried eggs in my sandwiches so when i bite into it the yoke goes everywhere.
shes quite the alcoholic, and pretty funny, i use her for laughs


so here are a few snipets from our online conversation, just so u guys can get the jist of our relationship level.

filipimpno:ive been in this class since 8, and the teacher hasnt even said a word yet
Christine ly nguyen:i think your e in the wrong class this is class for the mute, i think
Christine ly nguyen: you must look like a fool right now using your voice and whatnot
filipimpno: how do you come up with this stuff?
Christine ly nguyen:i like to think god felt bad for the way he makes me clumsy and breath out of my mouth and my uncontrollable drooling so he tried to even it out by giving me a weird sense of humor

talking about how anthony bourdain is way cooler than andrew zimmerman
Christine ly nguyen: andrew is creepy
Christine ly nguyen: like u cant eat all that wierd shit just because
Christine ly nguyen: something terrible prob happened to him as a child, or he has like strange ass fetishes with stashes of porn


Christine ly Ngueyn: i saw this asian girl
nay, woman
and she was sooo put together
immaculate
perfect little shoes, perfect hair, perfect outfit
negative
she came for lunch at my work place
i want to be her
she has a very serene quality abotu ehr
but she didnt laugh, which made me think she might be a robot


class is almost over...more later

3 comments:

  1. your intro is riddled with spelling errors ! i think i win!

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  2. it's Andrew zimmern, and he might be the most normal person on earth.

    I say this to Marianne all the time - filipino's eat blood stews and aborted duck eggs, but when they see a rare steak, it's too gross for them. Andrew zimmern knows all that stuff is just fine for everyone.

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