i cant sleep the idiot didnt put enough roofies in my drink

just kidding. but seriously i can't sleep so im going to post up random hatred rants thats going on in my head :

1.) i hate over the top cute. im not trying to say that im planning on drowning kittens and shooting puppies. thats different. they didnt choose to be cute; they just are. im talking about people that try too hard to be cute in a standardized way. like people who make those heart shapes with their hands. or put <3 <3 after everything perfectly common like "brushing my teeth <3<3<3" ... unless youre a dentist, no reason to love brushing your teeth that much. or liek opening your eyes super big in picturess to have that "innocent, doll, im on ecstacy" look. maybe its because i have small eyes and im just bitter but to me, its just grating for some reason. the only cute thing i like is Hello Kitty. Because she is the ruler of Japan. and im scared to not love her.

2.) i hate it when i mention how much i love lady gaga and someone replies with "ew shes a man" or "ew shes so weird". she is not a fucking man and she is awesome.

3.) i hate being kissed on the forehead. when i was young, my mom told me that my "third eye" was located on the center of my forehead and it was my spiritual eye. i know that being kissed on my regular eyes is not pleasant so dont fucking kiss me on my spiritual eye.